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?Are you ready, kids

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:Kids
!Aye, aye, Captain

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.I can't hear you

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:[louder ]
!Aye, aye, Captain

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♪ ...Oh ♪

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
?under the sea ♪

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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪

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♪ Absorbent and yellow
.and porous is he ♪

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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants♪

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♪ If nautical nonsense be
....你想要的東西♪

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♪ !海綿寶寶♪

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♪ 然後落在甲板上
.然後像魚一樣撲通撲通♪

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♪ !海綿寶寶♪

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♪ ?Ready
!SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ !SpongeBob SquarePants ♪

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♪ !海綿寶寶 ♪

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♪ !海綿寶寶 ♪

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[盡情地笑]

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演奏輕快的曲調][字幕由 THE 贊助]
美國教育部

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[和尼克羅迪恩

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——就在這兒
.奶奶家

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有什麼奇怪的
？今天等我

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?新鮮出爐的餅乾

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?故事時間

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一件充滿愛的毛衣
？每一針

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？噢，我還在等什麼

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！奶奶，奶奶，奶奶

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!海綿寶寶

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！嗨，奶奶

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.進來坐一會兒

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,吃一塊餅乾
.海綿寶寶

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奶奶，你做的
最好的餅乾
.在深藍的大海裡

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……哦，是的

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[咀嚼]

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[嚥口水]

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...奶奶的餅乾

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現在，誰願意
?舔湯匙

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！哦！我，我，我

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然後我們就開車...
一路回家

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所有窗戶都放下
.在嚴寒中

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告訴我另一個故事
.關於我還是嬰兒的時候

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[布穀鳥鐘響3:00]

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！ ？喘息] 3:00 ]

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我要遲到了
！為了工作

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.跳上我的車
.我送你下車

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！謝謝奶奶

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....海綿寶寶
！你忘了你的親吻

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.我確實做到了

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[親吻]

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！再見，奶奶
！感謝您的搭車

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.謝謝你，章魚哥

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[其他人竊笑]

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……哦，兄弟

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[吹口哨]

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？這不是很棒嗎

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每個人的
.今天心情好

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我愛爆了
.你的泡泡，海綿寶寶

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,他們在嘲笑你
.不和你在一起

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我做了嗎
？有趣的事情

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.你的額頭

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？我的額頭很有趣

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！嘿，奶奶的兒子

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！親吻親吻

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[……全都笑了]

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！不！你錯了

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……那裡
沒什麼問題

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與接吻
！來自你奶奶

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不...尤其是如果你
！一個穿尿布的大嬰兒

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[全場大笑]

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並且，並且吮吸他的拇指

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和玩娃娃

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而且，呃，穿著睡衣
有腳在裡面

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，並帶著他的，嗯，呃
...賓基周圍，並且，呃

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:其他
！已經好了

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.海綿寶寶，加油

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我認識一個人
.誰還喜歡你

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？真的嗎
？你知道，章魚哥

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！是啊...你的奶奶

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[……全都笑了]

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[…笑聲繼續]

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[……全都笑了]

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[咕嚕聲]

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[全都笑了]

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！ ……停下來

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我曾被公開羞辱
！最後一次

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[哭泣]

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：派崔克
我很抱歉發生了這樣的事
.給你，海綿寶寶

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.我也是

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你是最成熟的人
.我知道

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謝謝，派崔克

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.你知道奶奶是怎樣的

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.他們喜歡嬰兒

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你只是無法行動
.就像她身邊的嬰兒一樣

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.你是對的，派崔克

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？我有沒有說錯過

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[熱氣騰騰]

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[鳴喇叭]

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[狼哨]

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,你現在是個男人了
海綿寶寶

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現在是你的時候了
.開始表現得像個人

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！是啊

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哦...但我不確定
.我知道怎麼做

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請允許我
.證明

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,首先
.挺起胸膛

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”.現在說“免稅

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!免稅

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現在你必須獲得
.對自由爵士樂的品味

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[小號演奏快速爵士即興重複段]

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，好吧，海綿寶寶
！你準備好了

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.就是這樣

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你要去做什麼
?告訴奶奶

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.我是個大人了

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.沒有如果、和或但是

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一個男人必須做的事
.男人必須做什麼

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然後你就到她身後
.我會推動

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.派崔克，我們沒這麼說

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.哦，是的，對了

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我們現在需要的一切

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是錦上添花
.在成熟蛋糕上

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我一直在成長
.這些嬰兒多年來

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：兩者
⋯⋯鬢角

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.哦，你好，海綿寶寶

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.多麼好的驚喜啊

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過來，給你奶奶
.她的親吻

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……嗯

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[親吻]

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,對不起,奶奶
.但是接吻必須停止

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.就這樣告訴她吧，海綿寶寶

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.不再有嬰兒用品

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.他是對的，祖母

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,親吻是給嬰兒的
.我不再是

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.我已經長大了

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.這是自然之道

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.哦...你說得完全正確

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？我是

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。我的意思是，我當然是

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你一定會
不被當作嬰兒對待

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.再次來到這裡

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我很高興你看到它
.我的方式，祖母

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:奶奶
嗯，我很高興
.就這樣解決了

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但我是什麼
要做

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與所有這些
?新鮮出爐的餅乾

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[笑聲]
.對不起，祖母

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我們大人不參加
.在甜食的消費中

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……對了，帕特

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？瑞克

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，讓他們繼續來
！奶奶

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[吸吮]

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.關於嬰兒用品就這麼多了

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並且不要忘記
!吃餅乾的帽子

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[笑]

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[兩人都笑了]

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！嘿

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！那是我的吃餅乾帽子

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呃...我是說，那是
！當我還是個嬰兒的時候

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……咕嚕

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.好吧，看看誰在這裡

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這是我的大老
.成年孫子

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奶奶，我需要
成熟的談話

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.與帕特里克先生

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！派崔克
！ ？你在做什麼

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！餅乾！溫牛奶

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！圍兜

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那是吻痕嗎
？在你的額頭上

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！我們應該是成年人了

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.呃-呃-呃

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不打鬧
.肚子飽滿

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[笑]

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?誰是寶貝

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，我是寶貝，我是寶貝
！我是寶寶

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[清喉嚨]

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！長大了很無聊

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.我喜歡當嬰兒

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.此外，我不懂爵士樂

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.哦，可憐的派崔克

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.我幾乎為你感到難過

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陷入尷尬階段
.of diaper days

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永遠不知道
the rich rewards
.of being a grownup

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.這是一批新鮮的餅乾

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!All right

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[munching ]

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？獎勵啊

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……嗯，是的，有

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[munching ]

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……讓我們看看，我們，呃

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.我們回顧了爵士樂

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[咀嚼]

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，哦，奶奶
.I'm full

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.更多餅乾

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[...吸塵器正在運作]

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[吹口哨]

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.現在似乎是我的午餐時間

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.大人也要吃飯

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.我想這必須做

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:奶奶
哦，你不想
.這個嬰兒食品

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來一大塊怎麼樣
?of steamed coral

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.哦，是的，呃...太棒了

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[咀嚼]

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!Nutritious

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:奶奶
！故事時間

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，哦，孩子！故事時間
!story time, story time

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?故事時間

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,You'll enjoy this
.Patrick

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It's a wonderful story
.關於神奇的海妖精

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噢，海綿寶寶，你不會的
.對這本嬰兒書有興趣

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這是技術手冊
.關於日常主動維護

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.噢，呃，太棒了

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.Yeah... fascinating

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沒有圖片，只是方法
.我喜歡它

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[咀嚼]

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[緊縮]

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！哦！我的小指

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,保持不動
.保持不動

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[親吻]

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？一切都好起來了

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：派崔克
……有點

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這個手指好痛
.也有一點點

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[奶奶的吻]

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我給你怎麼樣
?一份禮物

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！哦，天哪，我希望是餅乾

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！好吧

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！另一頂帽子

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.不，派崔克，這是一件毛衣

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？哈

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.每一針都充滿愛

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……沒有

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我不明白嗎
,一份禮物
？奶奶

228
00:09:19,551 --> 00:09:22,793
.哦，我差點忘了

229
00:09:22,862 --> 00:09:24,724
這是一些
.辦公用品

230
00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:26,344
.我沒有包裹它們

231
00:09:26,413 --> 00:09:28,068
我知道
.你不會介意的

232
00:09:28,137 --> 00:09:30,413
[時鐘敲響3:00]

233
00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,310
.Uh-oh, 3:00

234
00:09:32,379 --> 00:09:34,448
.成年人上班的時間

235
00:09:34,517 --> 00:09:36,448
.Bye-bye, SpongeBob

236
00:09:36,517 --> 00:09:40,103
I'll bet you would fancy
？小睡一下吧，派崔克

237
00:09:40,172 --> 00:09:41,862
[Patrick yawns ]

238
00:09:41,931 --> 00:09:44,724
:奶奶
,你還在這裡
?海綿寶寶

239
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:47,000
.呃...我還沒離開

240
00:09:47,068 --> 00:09:49,034
.我...上班可能會遲到

241
00:09:49,103 --> 00:09:52,689
不，不，不。 That wouldn't
.成為成年人該做的事

242
00:09:52,758 --> 00:09:56,206
,好吧,呃
.我想我會去

243
00:09:56,275 --> 00:09:59,620
我，呃，有很多
of adult-type business

244
00:09:59,689 --> 00:10:01,310
, 照顧
...so, uh

245
00:10:01,379 --> 00:10:02,689
.I'll see you later

246
00:10:02,758 --> 00:10:04,965
好的。謝謝
.順便拜訪，海綿寶寶

247
00:10:05,034 --> 00:10:07,000
.是的，就是這樣

248
00:10:07,068 --> 00:10:08,310
.我來了

249
00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:10,413
如果你再來一次
.得到機會

250
00:10:10,482 --> 00:10:13,137
,進入寒冷
....成人的世界

251
00:10:13,206 --> 00:10:15,344
.獨處...不穿毛衣

252
00:10:15,413 --> 00:10:17,413
.Toodle-oo

253
00:10:17,482 --> 00:10:19,206
.我不知道什麼時候才能回來

254
00:10:19,275 --> 00:10:21,068
.我知道你有多忙

255
00:10:21,137 --> 00:10:23,931
.所以，呃...就是這樣

256
00:10:24,000 --> 00:10:26,344
噓……他睡著了

257
00:10:26,413 --> 00:10:31,551
....那麼...長

258
00:10:35,413 --> 00:10:36,862
！我不想長大

259
00:10:36,931 --> 00:10:38,413
！我想要餅乾

260
00:10:38,482 --> 00:10:40,379
！還有乳白色的

261
00:10:40,448 --> 00:10:43,551
我想要一件毛衣
！充滿愛意

262
00:10:43,620 --> 00:10:45,758
！我想穿迪迪

263
00:10:45,827 --> 00:10:47,965
！我想乘坐我的馬車

264
00:10:48,034 --> 00:10:51,793
我想擁抱
!和Stuffykins先生一起

265
00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:56,275
我想要搖滾
！在我的海馬上

266
00:10:56,344 --> 00:10:59,586
我想要親吻
！在我的噓聲上

267
00:10:59,655 --> 00:11:00,896
[哭泣]

268
00:11:00,965 --> 00:11:03,482
[……哭]

269
00:11:10,551 --> 00:11:12,172
[...繼續]

270
00:11:12,241 --> 00:11:16,172
[...哀號]

271
00:11:16,241 --> 00:11:18,586
[...繼續]

272
00:11:18,655 --> 00:11:21,448
棘輪]
[...像草坪灑水器

273
00:11:28,034 --> 00:11:31,862
！放輕鬆，海綿寶寶

274
00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:33,275
....海綿寶寶

275
00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,241
!海綿寶寶

276
00:11:35,310 --> 00:11:39,862
[哭泣與氣喘吁籲]

277
00:11:41,172 --> 00:11:43,344
你不必
做個嬰兒

278
00:11:43,413 --> 00:11:45,413
得到
.老奶奶的愛

279
00:11:45,482 --> 00:11:46,379
[抽鼻子]

280
00:11:46,448 --> 00:11:47,379
？我不

281
00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:49,137
。當然不是

282
00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:51,413
沒關係
你長大了多少

283
00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:54,413
你將永遠是
.我的小寶貝布布

284
00:11:54,482 --> 00:11:56,379
[親吻]

285
00:11:56,448 --> 00:11:58,793
請記住，你可以
親吻你的奶奶

286
00:11:58,862 --> 00:12:00,344
並且仍然是一個成年人

287
00:12:00,413 --> 00:12:02,551
.給你

288
00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:06,103
.謝謝，奶奶

289
00:12:06,172 --> 00:12:09,965
[咀嚼與嘆息]

290
00:12:10,034 --> 00:12:12,206
，呃，奶奶
你能別提這個嗎

291
00:12:12,275 --> 00:12:14,137
給夥計們
?在 Krusty Krab 下

292
00:12:14,206 --> 00:12:16,413
.沒問題

293
00:12:16,482 --> 00:12:17,448
[吱吱]

294
00:12:17,517 --> 00:12:19,000
[章魚哥竊笑]

295
00:12:19,068 --> 00:12:22,241
[……全都笑了]

296
00:12:36,137 --> 00:12:38,620
[海綿寶寶尖叫]

297
00:12:38,689 --> 00:12:40,275
[氣喘吁籲]

298
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:44,793
派崔克，看，我
[得到我的…[喘氣

299
00:12:47,862 --> 00:12:49,275
[笑]

300
00:12:49,344 --> 00:12:50,724
.對不起，派崔克

301
00:12:50,793 --> 00:12:52,103
,這只是
……有一瞬間我想

302
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,103
嘿嘿，你也有同樣的情況
!像我一樣吹礁者

303
00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:57,275
[大聲呼呼]

304
00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:58,413
！標籤，就是你了

305
00:12:58,482 --> 00:13:00,000
[笑]

306
00:13:00,068 --> 00:13:01,965
[大聲呼呼，兩人都笑了]

307
00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:04,034
[笑]

308
00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:05,689
[呼呼]

309
00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:08,103
[笑]

310
00:13:08,172 --> 00:13:09,000
[笑]

311
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,655
[呼呼]

312
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,000
……派崔克

313
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:17,000
你建造了我的房子
！乾淨得閃閃發光

314
00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:18,517
！當然有

315
00:13:18,586 --> 00:13:20,931
我們還沒有進步
.章魚哥的日子還沒到

316
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,241
！讓我們一起做他的房子吧

317
00:13:22,310 --> 00:13:23,655
[呼呼]

318
00:13:23,724 --> 00:13:25,000
[吱吱作響]

319
00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:26,413
[笑]

320
00:13:26,482 --> 00:13:27,413
！輪到我了

321
00:13:27,482 --> 00:13:29,586
[呼呼]

322
00:13:29,655 --> 00:13:31,724
！ ？這裡發生了什麼事

323
00:13:31,793 --> 00:13:33,862
我們正在玩
.使用我們的新型吹礁機

324
00:13:33,931 --> 00:13:35,965
?玩吹礁器

325
00:13:36,034 --> 00:13:39,482
這是最幼稚的事
！我聽說過

326
00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:40,862
！但是很有趣

327
00:13:40,931 --> 00:13:42,827
好玩嗎？怎麼可以玩

328
00:13:42,896 --> 00:13:47,448
與那些超大的之一
？吹風機可能很有趣

329
00:13:47,517 --> 00:13:48,931
：派崔克
.像這樣

330
00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,379
[呼呼]

331
00:13:51,448 --> 00:13:53,206
[咕嚕聲]

332
00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:54,586
！惱怒

333
00:13:54,655 --> 00:13:56,103
……好吧，就是這樣

334
00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:57,965
[呼呼]

335
00:13:58,034 --> 00:13:59,344
,讓我們來做你的房子吧
.派崔克

336
00:13:59,413 --> 00:14:00,344
！是啊

337
00:14:01,482 --> 00:14:02,586
？哈

338
00:14:02,655 --> 00:14:04,827
[氣喘吁籲，嘶嘶作響]

339
00:14:04,896 --> 00:14:06,517
:海綿寶寶
,章魚哥
！你熱氣騰騰

340
00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:09,310
你就像蒸的一樣
.蔬菜，只是更聰明

341
00:14:09,379 --> 00:14:11,172
！把我的窗戶放回去

342
00:14:11,241 --> 00:14:12,793
,沒問題
.章魚哥

343
00:14:12,862 --> 00:14:13,862
我們在
.你的身邊

344
00:14:13,931 --> 00:14:14,931
[呼呼]

345
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,275
……現在隨時

346
00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,103
....海綿寶寶

347
00:14:26,172 --> 00:14:27,931
這是
.最後一根稻草

348
00:14:28,000 --> 00:14:30,310
我要搬家了
這麼遠

349
00:14:30,379 --> 00:14:33,241
我將能夠
.吹噓它

350
00:14:33,310 --> 00:14:35,206
……我會
[沉悶]

351
00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,689
我寧願
撕掉我的腦幹

352
00:14:37,758 --> 00:14:39,344
攜帶它
到中間

353
00:14:39,413 --> 00:14:41,620
最近的
四路交叉口

354
00:14:41,689 --> 00:14:43,241
並用它跳繩

355
00:14:43,310 --> 00:14:45,275
比繼續生活
.我現在在哪裡

356
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:48,413
.你好

357
00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:50,206
？這是最後一根稻草

358
00:14:50,275 --> 00:14:53,172
你想搬那麼遠嗎
？你可以吹噓它

359
00:14:53,241 --> 00:14:55,310
你願意嗎
撕掉你的腦幹

360
00:14:55,379 --> 00:14:57,931
走到中間
……最近的三路

361
00:14:58,000 --> 00:14:59,103
....四路

362
00:14:59,172 --> 00:15:00,310
四向交叉路口

363
00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:01,862
並用它跳繩

364
00:15:01,931 --> 00:15:03,655
比繼續生活
?你現在在哪裡

365
00:15:03,724 --> 00:15:05,000
……然後移動到
[靜態]

366
00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:06,655
.我討厭這個頻道

367
00:15:06,724 --> 00:15:08,344
！不，不

368
00:15:08,413 --> 00:15:09,827
.觸手英畝...

369
00:15:09,896 --> 00:15:12,379
幸福在哪裡
.僅一個吸盤的距離

370
00:15:12,448 --> 00:15:13,310
[流行]

371
00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:19,275
?你好

372
00:15:19,344 --> 00:15:21,586
？是的，我可以幫你嗎

373
00:15:21,655 --> 00:15:23,275
.I'm here about the happiness

374
00:15:23,344 --> 00:15:24,551
.我現在就搬進去

375
00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:26,517
？你一個人嗎

376
00:15:26,586 --> 00:15:29,275
，不...我的意思是，是的
.there's nobody with me, yes

377
00:15:29,344 --> 00:15:30,724
.和平與安靜

378
00:15:30,793 --> 00:15:33,344
你現在還是有你
？曾經是一塊海綿

379
00:15:33,413 --> 00:15:34,344
.沒有

380
00:15:34,413 --> 00:15:35,344
……怎麼樣？

381
00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:36,758
.不，沒有海星

382
00:15:36,827 --> 00:15:39,172
,只是一個普通的、正常的
...愛好和平

383
00:15:39,241 --> 00:15:41,758
[隆隆聲]

384
00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:43,758
[門吱吱作響]

385
00:15:51,965 --> 00:15:53,724
[孩子們笑]

386
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:56,655
……終於到了天堂

387
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:57,862
：兩者
！哦哦

388
00:15:57,931 --> 00:15:59,620
我見過
人們更加警覺

389
00:15:59,689 --> 00:16:01,586
！在安養院

390
00:16:01,655 --> 00:16:04,827
哦，走哪條路
沒有生活
?大腦研討會

391
00:16:04,896 --> 00:16:06,137
！別遲到了

392
00:16:06,206 --> 00:16:08,000
我聽說過
更好的回歸

393
00:16:08,068 --> 00:16:09,310
來自火雞
!三明治

394
00:16:09,379 --> 00:16:10,448
！獲得生活

395
00:16:11,896 --> 00:16:15,551
這個地方更好
！比我預期的要好

396
00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:20,275
.302...303...和304

397
00:16:20,344 --> 00:16:21,827
！美麗

398
00:16:21,896 --> 00:16:23,758
.看不到菠蘿

399
00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:30,620
.晚安，克拉麗

400
00:16:30,689 --> 00:16:33,965
.明天我們重新開始生活

401
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,793
[電話鈴聲]

402
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,827
,新生街304號
.章魚哥說話

403
00:16:38,896 --> 00:16:41,275
[海綿寶寶胡言亂語]

404
00:16:41,344 --> 00:16:44,689
我無法移動
！回到那邊，海綿寶寶

405
00:16:44,758 --> 00:16:47,000
.我終於屬於自己的同類了

406
00:16:47,068 --> 00:16:48,689
[海綿寶寶胡言亂語]

407
00:16:48,758 --> 00:16:49,896
！現在再見

408
00:16:49,965 --> 00:16:52,137
[胡言亂語]

409
00:16:52,206 --> 00:16:54,551
[胡言亂語]

410
00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,793
[公雞打鳴]

411
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:02,379
[深呼吸]

412
00:17:02,448 --> 00:17:04,620
……啊啊

413
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:08,103
.我想我今天會騎腳踏車

414
00:17:08,172 --> 00:17:10,413
[...吱吱作響]

415
00:17:10,482 --> 00:17:12,344
.我是我自己的人

416
00:17:12,413 --> 00:17:13,241
[沉悶]

417
00:17:17,482 --> 00:17:20,551
現在，這些鄰居
.知道如何生活

418
00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:26,137
！ ...強化

419
00:17:26,206 --> 00:17:28,344
……嗯...我打賭他們不會

420
00:17:28,413 --> 00:17:31,034
[喘氣]
！哇！他們有它

421
00:17:31,103 --> 00:17:32,827
！罐頭麵包

422
00:17:32,896 --> 00:17:35,413
！這個小鎮很棒

423
00:17:35,482 --> 00:17:38,482
我真的會
....印象深刻，如果它有

424
00:17:38,551 --> 00:17:42,275
！詮釋性舞蹈學院

425
00:17:42,344 --> 00:17:43,413
[...音樂播放]

426
00:17:45,206 --> 00:17:49,137
是啊……這樣更好
！在一個群組中

427
00:17:49,206 --> 00:17:51,103
！這個小鎮太完美了

428
00:17:51,172 --> 00:17:53,413
[...單簧管演奏]

429
00:17:53,482 --> 00:17:55,655
!?單簧管三重奏

430
00:17:57,793 --> 00:18:00,068
[...都在玩]

431
00:18:01,586 --> 00:18:05,206
[公雞打鳴]

432
00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:06,655
[深呼吸]

433
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:09,241
！啊...又是美好的一天

434
00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,137
.哦，看

435
00:18:11,206 --> 00:18:13,172
.今天每個人都騎自行車

436
00:18:15,689 --> 00:18:17,965
.它只會變得越來越好

437
00:18:18,034 --> 00:18:19,034
.全部在一起

438
00:18:19,103 --> 00:18:20,034
[全部播放]

439
00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:50,206
我有點……沒感覺
.就像今天演奏我的單簧管一樣

440
00:18:54,862 --> 00:18:57,172
是的，這太棒了

441
00:18:57,241 --> 00:19:01,344
他們不妨重新命名
.這個小鎮是章魚哥的天堂

442
00:19:01,413 --> 00:19:04,517
.或者也許...太多的天堂

443
00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:06,620
[呼呼]

444
00:19:06,689 --> 00:19:07,551
?海綿寶寶

445
00:19:18,379 --> 00:19:20,758
....菲赫

446
00:19:25,758 --> 00:19:26,689
[...呼呼]

447
00:19:26,758 --> 00:19:27,620
[笑]

448
00:19:28,896 --> 00:19:30,965
[吹口哨]

449
00:19:31,034 --> 00:19:31,896
.哎呀

450
00:19:35,413 --> 00:19:37,413
[呼呼]

451
00:19:37,482 --> 00:19:38,448
！哦哦

452
00:19:38,517 --> 00:19:39,689
[咕嚕聲]

453
00:19:41,034 --> 00:19:42,448
[咕噥]

454
00:19:42,517 --> 00:19:44,448
[笑聲]

455
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:45,655
[清喉嚨]

456
00:19:45,724 --> 00:19:46,862
.葉子

457
00:19:46,931 --> 00:19:50,068
.剛拿到葉子

458
00:19:53,655 --> 00:19:55,517
[呼呼]

459
00:19:55,586 --> 00:19:58,965
[笑聲]

460
00:19:59,034 --> 00:20:00,482
[呼呼]

461
00:20:00,551 --> 00:20:04,896
[笑]

462
00:20:04,965 --> 00:20:05,896
[呼呼]

463
00:20:05,965 --> 00:20:06,896
[笑]

464
00:20:06,965 --> 00:20:07,896
[呼呼]

465
00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:08,896
！噢

466
00:20:08,965 --> 00:20:11,896
[笑]

467
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:15,931
你能管下來嗎
？那邊，鐵肺

468
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:19,103
[兩人都笑了]

469
00:20:19,172 --> 00:20:20,931
[呼呼]

470
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,620
[笑]

471
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,655
看來來的時候
玩得開心

472
00:20:26,724 --> 00:20:29,206
你沒有
.一條可以站立的腿

473
00:20:29,275 --> 00:20:32,931
[笑]

474
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,827
！嘿，這不好笑

475
00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:37,137
！是啊

476
00:20:37,206 --> 00:20:38,551
發生了什麼事
？在這裡

477
00:20:38,620 --> 00:20:40,034
.就是那個傢伙

478
00:20:40,103 --> 00:20:42,862
他在玩
.用吹礁機

479
00:20:42,931 --> 00:20:45,862
？玩？用吹礁機

480
00:20:45,931 --> 00:20:49,448
這是最幼稚的事情
.我聽說過

481
00:20:49,517 --> 00:20:51,275
.不過很有趣

482
00:20:51,344 --> 00:20:53,241
[笑]

483
00:20:53,310 --> 00:20:55,517
你怎麼可以
可能玩得開心

484
00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:58,344
與其中之一
?超大吹風機

485
00:20:58,413 --> 00:20:59,517
！像這樣

486
00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:00,896
[呼呼]

487
00:21:00,965 --> 00:21:03,655
[單簧管鳴響]

488
00:21:03,724 --> 00:21:06,482
！啊！把它還給我！請

489
00:21:06,551 --> 00:21:08,482
[呼呼]

490
00:21:08,551 --> 00:21:11,620
[笑]

491
00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:14,172
！標籤，就是你了

492
00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:15,172
[呼呼]

493
00:21:15,241 --> 00:21:16,172
！ ……哇哦

494
00:21:16,241 --> 00:21:17,172
[笑]

495
00:21:17,241 --> 00:21:20,344
？我可以買點什麼

496
00:21:20,413 --> 00:21:25,379
[...呼呼]

497
00:21:25,448 --> 00:21:26,793
[...笑]

498
00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:31,000
你是什​​麼
？看著

499
00:21:31,068 --> 00:21:32,379
.那些

500
00:21:32,448 --> 00:21:34,206
:海綿寶寶
.這是，派崔克

501
00:21:34,275 --> 00:21:37,379
現在我們只需要說服
.章魚哥回家

502
00:21:37,448 --> 00:21:38,655
？你收到了我們的道歉蛋糕

503
00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:45,000
！我們準備好了

504
00:21:45,068 --> 00:21:46,517
！耶

505
00:21:46,586 --> 00:21:48,965
?您好，有什麼可以幫到您嗎

506
00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:51,517
我可以得到嗎
大量
?一、加大碼

507
00:21:51,586 --> 00:21:55,482
但你才吃了三單
.炸蠔皮

508
00:21:55,551 --> 00:21:57,689
……我愛
.炸蠔皮

509
00:21:57,758 --> 00:22:01,344
我們很抱歉，但你很友善
.這裡不允許

510
00:22:01,413 --> 00:22:02,931
,他不會離開
.奧維爾

511
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,655
你得到了你的
?警棍準備好

512
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:05,827
[嗅嗅]

513
00:22:05,896 --> 00:22:08,586
!?炸蠔皮
……哦

514
00:22:08,655 --> 00:22:09,655
[嗡嗡聲]

515
00:22:09,724 --> 00:22:11,103
[門吱吱作響]

516
00:22:11,172 --> 00:22:12,827
我想我們必須
.裡面訂購

517
00:22:12,896 --> 00:22:14,137
[大喊]

518
00:22:14,206 --> 00:22:15,379
[笑]

519
00:22:15,448 --> 00:22:17,517
[呼呼]

520
00:22:17,586 --> 00:22:19,000
[笑]

521
00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:20,620
[人群喊叫]

522
00:22:20,689 --> 00:22:22,068
[笑]

523
00:22:22,137 --> 00:22:23,965
嘿！那看起來
！像章魚哥一樣

524
00:22:24,034 --> 00:22:25,275
[大喊]

525
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,793
那看起來
也喜歡章魚哥

526
00:22:26,862 --> 00:22:27,827
.以憤怒的暴徒形式

527
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:33,103
, 就在那裡握住
！先生。觸手

528
00:22:33,172 --> 00:22:35,482
！退後一步
！我有園藝工具

529
00:22:35,551 --> 00:22:37,724
,這裡
!只需閱讀此內容

530
00:22:37,793 --> 00:22:39,793
?這是什麼

531
00:22:39,862 --> 00:22:43,551
一個經過深思熟慮和
.整理的申訴清單

532
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:45,344
[人群喊叫]

533
00:22:45,413 --> 00:22:48,103
派崔克，看
！這是章魚哥

534
00:22:48,172 --> 00:22:51,137
!章魚哥
！我們終於找到你了

535
00:22:51,206 --> 00:22:52,827
！從我身上下來

536
00:22:52,896 --> 00:22:54,551
.我不是章魚哥

537
00:22:56,034 --> 00:22:57,793
你是嗎
?現在的章魚哥

538
00:22:57,862 --> 00:22:58,965
！ ？委屈

539
00:22:59,034 --> 00:23:00,344
！這個小鎮是個冤屈

540
00:23:00,413 --> 00:23:02,034
應該有法律

541
00:23:02,103 --> 00:23:05,137
反對這麼多自以為是的人
！住在一處的吝嗇鬼

542
00:23:05,206 --> 00:23:08,103
這座城市需要
！被摧毀

543
00:23:08,172 --> 00:23:10,862
或至少畫了
.不同的顏色

544
00:23:10,931 --> 00:23:15,448
僅供參考，你沒有
,必須住在這裡
.你知道

545
00:23:15,517 --> 00:23:17,931
！嘿，你說得對

546
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,517
.我要盡快離開

547
00:23:20,586 --> 00:23:21,655
?你是章魚哥嗎

548
00:23:21,724 --> 00:23:22,689
.沒有

549
00:23:22,758 --> 00:23:23,827
?你是章魚哥嗎

550
00:23:23,896 --> 00:23:24,827
.沒有

551
00:23:24,896 --> 00:23:26,068
?你是章魚哥嗎

552
00:23:27,517 --> 00:23:28,827
,沒關係
。慢慢來

553
00:23:28,896 --> 00:23:30,206
任何一個
這些章魚哥

554
00:23:30,275 --> 00:23:31,931
可能是真實的
.帕特里克·章魚哥

555
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:32,931
[繁榮]

556
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,448
[呼嘯]

557
00:23:34,517 --> 00:23:36,206
！哇哦，自由

558
00:23:36,275 --> 00:23:37,931
！呼呼

559
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,655
[章魚哥大笑]

560
00:23:39,724 --> 00:23:41,379
……好吧，我們知道一件事

561
00:23:41,448 --> 00:23:43,103
.這肯定不是那個人

562
00:23:43,172 --> 00:23:44,724
！呼呼

563
00:23:47,931 --> 00:23:52,000
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564
00:23:52,068 --> 00:23:54,000
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565
00:23:56,482 --> 00:24:00,482
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